Friday, August 7, 2009

Registration

My Dearest Would-Be Assassins,

Below I have included the information needed to register for gameplay. Registration began the second this was posted. Perhaps you should consider registering? Or do you not have what it takes to win the game? We shall see, players. We shall see.

Send an e-mail to the address below, and include the following information:

Your full name
Your cell phone number
A recent photo
A list of five places you find yourself visiting on a regular (or somewhat regular) basis

E-mail the above information to:
the.game.watcher@gmail.com

Happy Killing!
- The Watcher

Rules and Regs

Dear Players,

Below I have included the Rules and Regs for gameplay.

1. All targets must be eliminated using one of the accepted methods.

2. Assassins may shoot their targets with water pistols or hit them with water balloons.

3. Assassins may use “poison” to eliminate their targets. For example, an assassin may slip Tabasco sause into a target’s drink and/or food. An assassin may also leave a slip of paper underneath a target’s food that has “poison” written on it.

4. “Bombs” are also acceptable methods of elimination. An assassin may gain access to a target’s car and place a tape or CD with a recording indicating the target has been assassinated. If an assassin uses this method, it MUST appear as if the assassin has never been inside the vehicle (i.e. no broken windows, no picked locks, etc.). An assassin also has the option of programming an “alarm clock bomb” into a target’s phone.

5. Remember: CREATIVITY IS ENCOURAGED. But also remember, any illegal activity will not be tolerated. Failure to comply with this rule will result in an automatic disqualification and permaban from the game.

For help, hints, and tips visit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin_(game)

Happy Killing!
- The Watcher

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Dear Readers

I, The Watcher, write this to you to pose you all one simple challenge: win the game.

What game? Well, you will just have to wait and see, dear readers.

So wait and see we shall.

Cordially,
The Watcher